junk from my head

    Now that her parents have agreed to the marriage with her dude who stays abroad she has stopped being rebellious and tries to shower her mom with love  :

GIRL:(with a sweet voice)Mom when I go abroad u can come and stay with me.

MOM:(humourously)Where was this love all these days . I dont believe u . im not gonna come and stay with you(she dosent mean it ... ofcourse she wants to stay with her daughter)

the dad is sitting closeby wathing tv, the conversation was passing by his ears ... n he suddenly speaks

DAD:(with a flat tone) When your daughter gets married you will probably have to join the I A S

MOM: "The ias"????????

DAD: yeah ,havent you heard about it when the children get married and go abroad the mom joins the I A S --OR "THE INDIAN AAYA(maid) SERVICE" .

MOM: "The INDIAN AAYA SERVICE"????????

DAD: yes ,when the children go abroad ,it takes a lot of cash to have someone cook ,clean or take care of their children. They invite their parents to stay with them because they do all these work free of cost.

MOM & GIRL:(it was difficult to understand the weired expression on their face)

I visited the chapati factory today. Its a real good example of division and specialization of labour.The factory produces chapatis for hotels. its a small factory on a 60*40 plot,with around 10 labourers working fast enoung to produce about 10 chapatis every minute. big money!!!

The darkness inside of me clouds my thoughts ,my actions dont seem to get along very well with it there seem to be many minds inside of my head which one to keep which one to follow i cant decide .My consious seems pretty wise in choosing my actions.May be thats what i like to believe.What is real? what is perception? i never can really diffrentiate................

watched "snakes on the plane"

some of the scenes --not exactly scary --- but does startle you

the movie was good ... i thought openly that it was shocking at moments

was riding back home ---riding slow in dense traffic ----

a hot chick was walking by...

i was checking her out

n suddenly from behind her a shocking moment more shocking than the movie .... so scary that my heart missed a beat or two ...

it was her mom with a fierce stare

phew!!!

Every Morning in Africa a deer wakes up.It Knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up.It knows it must run faster than the slowest deer or it will starve to death.
It Doesn't matter if you are a lion or deer, when the Sun comes up you'd better be running.

everyone in college seems to be anxious to get into a company and have a secure future . but im the crazy kind ... i did not care weather i get placed (actually i wished id get placed but lost all hopes especially after my 7th sem exams)

well this is the story of my interview....

on the day of the last exam we came to know that hcl was coming to college to recruit . me n my friends decided that we have to try our luck in the holidays itself because after results our percentage will be screwed. this would make us non-eligible to attend the interview itself.

i came home with josh and told my mom about hcl and my master plan to crack it

i said im going to study c language ,n when i finish it im going to prepare other languages too.

well i did nothing of that sort (which was predictable)

four days before the interview i came to know that they were recruiting mechanical students as well . the tech round would then require mechanical knowledge . ihad no idea about mechanical ..ive just been scrapin thru all important subjects with luck.

any how days passed and it was the day of the interview .. n few of my friends had found something better to do on that day. well i was as usual jobless and went to college to attend the interview.

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